gack do you really think you're the hottest shit to ever come along?
watch some old school paddling films. those guys were doing the same shit as you, in the same boats. you have not invented a new way of paddling. I am equally as stoked as you about paddling slicy boats, but I don't have the delusion that I was the first to do it. just because everyone paddles creek boats on the watauga now doesn't mean that it's always been that way. I truly respect your paddling skill, but you are a bit of a self-righteous douchebag and karma has its way of biting back.

PS you are lucky as hell to still own that forplay. I wanted to steal it at fishtop on sunday because it wasn't even tied down when you left it all day.