Location: If I was up your ass eating a ham sandwich you would know where I was Sex: Male Birthday: 0000-00-00 Height: 3' 2" Weight: 440lbs. Types of boats you paddle (eg. kayak, raft, C-1, squirt, etc.): Dunlop 225x60 inner tube, blow up gal friend, and creature craft First Season (year): 1945 Favorite Class: VI Favorite Runs: Smith Mt Lake, Lake Superior, squirt boating the Stikine with hand paddles

Personal info: My grandpappy came back from Omaha Beach after the war with a bad case of measles that he traded in on a 19' birch dugout canoe. We kept a few WWII torpedoes in the stern....just in case, ya know? Our first run was over Snuggle Titty Falls on the Tippy Top Lower Middle Upper Goocheeoahoohgah Pass....it may have been the North by Southwestern fork of the North Fork of the North Fork of the Southern Traverse FOrk. Anyways.....it was a hoot....