Me boater... me go paddle... me eat rocks and sticks.
Types of boats you paddle (eg. kayak, raft, C-1, squirt, etc.): Sleek, Mr. Clean, Disco, Topo, Air 55, Big Gun, Corsica, Blunt, Mafia, Fish, Stinger, Critical Mass, Thruster, Cyborg
First Season (year): 1987
Favorite Class: V
Favorite Runs: West Prong, Raven Fork, Whitewater, Green, Etc.
I started canoeing with my dad when I was 5 (1987). In 1996 I tried kayaking and soon said screw canoes. Don't get me wrong, OC1 is badass, but I don't like water pouring into my boat. These days I am running the hardest shit I can find. I have good judgement, but I am all about running some big, pucker your sphinctor, wish you had gills, kinds of rapids. I generally concider myself a precission boater (smooth lines baby), but I also like plugging it into the middle of the biggest hole I can find and going as deep as posible (get your mind out of the gutter you dirty bastard). My last swim was 2003 on the Green in a Topolino (aka hole bait). Have not had a swim since, and try to avoid it at all costs. I pretty much paddle anything that floats; be it a long boat, a creek boat, a playboat, or a squirt boat.

I like creeking and playboating about equally and I am at the top of my game in both. Just like creeking, the bigger the better. Back in the day, the list of tricks I could do was limited to spin, cartwheel, spin, cartwheel, but I can now do everything from huge Space Godzillas to Helixes. I like big waves and big meaty holes, but I will play in any feature I can find, even *gasp* flatwater.

If you see me on the river say hi, or hand me a beer, or smack me in the side the head... whatever you feel like at the time. I am super friendly and will give shuttle to anyone I can. I will also bumb shuttle even if it means riding on the roof or packing myself into the trunk of a car... I have no standards. I drive a dark green Honda Accord with allot of bumper stickers on the back, so give me a shout out if you ever see me.

My other outdoors sports include backpacking, droping off stuff with my mountain bike (it's a big DH rig), going big on skiis, and exploring caves (squeezing through 7" cracks, repelling 300' pits, etc.). To add to my eclecticism, I also play the Dumbek, brew hard cider, breakdance, and enjoy studying neuroscience for fun.

Well, that's all I have to say for now. If you see me chilling at a good wave, ask me to show you something big, and remind me that you are talking about kayaking. Take it easy and be safe out there.
Peace, Eli
Eli Ren
Colusa, CA
Male 31