guinness is scary beer, simply because you can't see through it. when drinking guinness, there is a sense of adventure and mystery. and inside every bottle of guinness, there is a little goldfish with an eyepatch that jumps out, and in a thick irish accent, calls you a "pussy". some see him, other don't, but he is always there. oh and its the greatest beer on earth. when not in the mood for guinness though, New Castle is good. when drinking guinness though, you much shout and say "toi, toi, toi" repeatedly with an irish accent.