he might be in france:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/pic-bugarach-french-commune-home-20-000-doomsday-210932058.html


20,000 people gathered at the bottom of a mountain waiting for aliens to rescue them from the doomsday predicted by society that no longer exists and scholars aren't sure they just didn't update their calendar. and yet we think people are capable of texting while driving.

linwood, we hardly knew ye.