Lost: Golden Stroke, last seen @ the top of Bitchslap today New
Date: Aug 09 2009, 0:51 GMT
if found, send an email direct through BT immediately. DO NOT attempt to incarcerate, capture, or house the Golden Stroke in any way, and certainly DO NOT attempt to use the Golden Stroke yourself without direct supervision from an appropriate Golden Stroke representative.
A fine of up to $10,000 and/or 5 years state penitentiary incarceration is punishable for each documented use of the Golden Stroke in the afformentioned manner.