I couldn't have written a better joke review had I tried.  The entire review is a contradiction.  What a surprise that a review like this was taken off the WS site.

Fastest yet boofs like a champ
holds a line but turns on a dime
punches holes but rides over everything

Give me a break.  Especially when the boat isn't even released yet.  


All boats have positive and negative qualities.  A boat cannot be the best at holding a line and carving a turn.  They aren't magic and the hull doesn't morph upon thought.