Heck, I'll go you one better . . . you exaggerate . . . there's only two classifications of whitewater, and two levels:
Runnable <==> Not runnable.

Fine, you "really don't care about this" . . . then why even bother to respond at all? The opposite of caring is not mocking, it is completely ignoring. (Apparently very few people care about the guy's question, because darn few have bothered to provide any response to his straightforward request.) I was ignoring this question myself until your snide remarks.

You want to go sarcastic? Then you should love it if someone goes sarcastic on you in return. Apparently you are too intent on being macho (not secure enough in your manhood) if being "a sensitive lover" is something for you to mock. How's that? Feel good? Do you 'not care'? (Enough to not respond? Enough to not have any personal emotional reaction to it?) Or does that stimulate in you any sort of visceral reaction? (If it does, then maybe you are more 'sensitive' than you want to admit.)

Looking at most of your ('920') posting history, this replay does seem a bit out of your character. Most of your posts seem respectful and on-point. Why the sniping at this one? Bad day at the office? (Or in bed?)